Upgrade for GT200

There has been a major upgrade for the GT200 detector.  The manufacturer who spoke on anonymity said,  "We know this will be of great help to both the military and the police and is a worth the high cost." 

Original Unit and Cards

With this card the manufacturer guarantees the location of a red shirt within a 1 KM radius anywhere in Thailand but it appears from preliminary tests that it works best north of Bangkok or around police stations, Army camps and court houses.  The card must be used with it's Accessory PR Shirt which picks up spurious signals from ASTV and turns them into a powerful static charge at the end of the users shaft.

New Red Card followed by the Required Accessory PR  Shirt

The company has not left out the Police although the Accessory PR Shirt is not required.

We put this card to the test in Chiang Mai and indeed it appeared to show Reds everywhere we went especially at the Night Market.  Eventually it even brought us to the Starbucks on Chiang Klan Road.  The red cards work like a dream.

We have it on good authority that Dr. Porntip will certify these new cards and Accesory PR Shirt as the best thing since instant noodles very shortly.  Akthough there is a problem removing a foot from a mouth to regain credibility.

Just in case someone can't figure this all out it's an attempt at humor.  No animals were injured in this post, no bombs were detected and the name have not been changed.